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“It’s awful,” the gorgon sobbed, face buried in her palms. “I just can’t help it.”

“My, my,” Wulfric murmured, puffing pensively on his pipe.

“The sphinx stopped inviting me to her poker nights. Now I just sit around here in my dungeon all day. No one comes to visit—and even if they did, I couldn’t look them in the eye.” She wiped an eye and blew her nose into the wet hankie.

“It happens to us all from time to time,” the gnome said reassuringly. Without looking toward her, he held out a small drawstring pouch. “Here. I think this is just what you need.”

The gorgon sniffed again as she took the bag. “This smells like—”

“Trust me. It’s precisely the thing to help manage your social anxiety.” One corner of Wulfric’s mouth turned upward toward a twinkling eye. “In fact, you could say it’s quite Medusa-nal.”


Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for Heather Grey, Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue colors that contain polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.

• 100% combed ringspun cotton 
• Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua