Let's Get Stoned!

“It’s awful,” the gorgon sobbed, face buried in her palms. “I just can’t help it.”

“My, my,” Wulfric murmured, puffing pensively on his pipe.

“The sphinx stopped inviting me to her poker nights. Now I just sit around here in my dungeon all day. No one comes to visit—and even if they did, I couldn’t look them in the eye.” She wiped an eye and blew her nose into the wet hankie. “It happens to us all from time to time,” the gnome said reassuringly. Without looking toward her, he held out a small drawstring pouch. “Here. I think this is just what you need.”

The gorgon sniffed again as she took the bag. “This smells like—”

“Trust me. It’s precisely the thing to help manage your social anxiety.” One corner of Wulfric’s mouth turned upward toward a twinkling eye. “In fact, you could say it’s quite Medusa-nal.”


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping