Hyena-Headed Skeleton/Cvltist

This is not a terrible knockoff of Skelly Joe, the abomination who graces the cover of the little yellow book of doom. It was not poorly cobbled together from public domain artwork. It is in no way analogous to a cheap dollar-store toy like Adolescent Aberrant Samurai Tortoises. Nope nope nope. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US