Beer, Bacon and Bourbon - Women's

High in the Baldorek peaks, the pygmy thunderbird makes its nest. This elusive demi-mega-avian is famed—not to mention prized—for its eggs, which can serve as potent, portable arcane batteries, and its brilliantly colored plumage, which looks fabulous on fancy hats. And so high in the Baldorek range, you’ll also often find Wulfric.

 On one such sojourn, the treasure hunter found himself bereft of his guide in the hostile wilderness. For one long week between apex and base camp, his only sustenance was beer, bacon, and bourbon. And to this day, he never travels the Baldorek range without those three staples.

 Of course, Wulfric refuses to reveal the fate of his orcish guide … or why he only packs green bacon.

 

 

 Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.

 

 • 100% jersey knit

 • Pre-shrunk

 • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar

 • Taped neck and shoulders

 • Classic fit